多數的家長在逛街購物時,總會不放心讓孩子自己待在家裡,於是就把他們帶了出來,如果小孩也很開心的話那就沒什麼問題,但若情況是小孩百般不願意地被拖出門…那他們可能就會變成家長 (和店員) 的最大夢魘!
1. “我走不動了~~!”
![Just drag me.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261452.jpg)
ebaumsworld
請問我該拿起電話報警嗎?
2. “我要買這個!不管!我就是要買這個!”
![I'll be with you in a minute.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261454.jpg)
ebaumsworld
相信這種情況每天都會在某處上演…
3. 無所不用其極地搗蛋…
![Nap time.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261484.jpg)
ebaumsworld
4. “快幫我打電話…我媽咪準備要把我賣掉了…”
![LET ME OUT OF HERE!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261890.jpg)
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5. “馬麻妳說要把壞小孩送給老闆,是說真的嗎?”
![I'm in a glass case of emotion.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261482.jpg)
ebaumsworld
這個妹妹也太可愛了吧!誰捨得賣掉!?
6. 家長和店家會同時崩潰的情況…
![Someone will pick these up.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261481.jpg)
ebaumsworld
而且最慘的是,家長會選擇不斷地道歉但並不會因此多買一件…
7. “我走不動了~~!” (Part II)
![The grocery store is the worst.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261479.jpg)
ebaumsworld
8. 有時候小孩會一臉奸詐、並且滿足地跑回來,這讓家長不禁開始擔心:「她不知道在遠處又搞了什麼飛機…」
![Some devious deeds are about to be done.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261888.jpg)
beccagarber
9. 有時候他們會躲起來讓你找不到。
![You'll never find me.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261477.jpg)
ebaumsworld
10. 這…小弟弟看起來真的很不甘願!
![22](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/22-906x1024.jpg)
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11. “救命啊警察叔叔!你看我媽咪想綁架我!”
![Help! I've become twisted!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261475.jpg)
ebaumsworld
12. 閒得發慌的小鬼就開始和模特兒玩在一起。
![Not even the mannequins can comfort this kid.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261473.jpg)
ebaumsworld
於是店家的臉就漸漸綠了起來。
13. 小孩心不甘情不願的最佳證明。
![This is how you know a kid is <em>really</em> bored.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261472.jpg)
ebaumsworld
14. 有哪位家長能鼓起勇氣把這位小弟弟領回去嗎?
![Unfreeze me when you're done shopping.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261470.jpg)
ebaumsworld
“我…我不認識他…”
15. 走到內衣褲專區時又是另一場夢魘的開始…
![These fit just right.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261881.jpg)
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“我…我真的不認識這個小孩…”
16. 這畫面看起來雖然好笑,但已經能算是乖寶寶的最佳示範了!
![Make room for me.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261469.jpg)
ebaumsworld
17. 因為壞寶寶會這樣…
![This should stop you in your tracks.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261467.jpg)
ebaumsworld
18. 或這樣…
![Someone has been doing gymnastics.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261465.jpg)
ebaumsworld
小朋友你有沒有興趣加入我們的體操校隊呢?
19. 當無聊到極致時,就會轉變成一股憤怒的恨意…
![I'll blink once if I hate the mall.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261464.jpg)
ebaumsworld
這臉也太嚇人了吧!
20. 也會有好奇模特兒裡面穿什麼的小孩…
![Curiosity!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261883.jpg)
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然後轉過頭大喊”馬麻妳看他下面光溜溜~”
21. 趁著店員不注意、想把模特兒鞋子偷走的小男孩…
![Either donating or stealing shoes.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261462.jpg)
ebaumsworld
22. …這位媽媽該不會是對兒子說:「閉上眼睛!這些東西要等你長大才能看!」
![Get this kid out of here!](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261461.jpg)
ebaumsworld
那就別把他帶來呀大嬸!
23. 我相信這個小孩的媽媽一定是透過尋人廣播才找到自己的孩子。
![The perfect place to sleep.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261459.jpg)
ebaumsworld
24. “好吧,那我乖乖在旁邊看書。”
![I'll just read a book while you do this.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261886.jpg)
ink361
那你也應該先坐好再看吧!
25. 回家會發現自己變成禿頭的小男孩。
![What a drag.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261458.jpg)
ebaumsworld
26. “馬麻妳看,這是我的新馬麻!”
![I found a new mommy.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261456.jpg)
ebaumsworld
27. 我猜他應該沒有買到想買的玩具。
![Snoozeville U.S.A.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261885.jpg)
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28. 和上面相比,這樣安靜的乖寶寶根本值得學校公開表揚啊!
![I can't take it anymore.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/desktop-1426261455.jpg)
ebaumsworld
來源:EbaumsWorld
我相信裡面許多小孩的行為、你一定在逛街時都曾經遇過…快分享給其他朋友們看看吧!
(往下還有更多精彩文章!)