1. 這隻貓寧願做任何事也不願拍照。
![This cat, who would really rather do anything else in the world than be in this selfie.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ee7db0ff-f7ed-4e6a-8307-eb121fda2962.jpg)
是說你手怎麼這麼圓又這麼短啊!
2. 這隻貓的魂魄已經被鏡頭吸走了…
![Or this cat, who seems to believe the camera lens has the ability to steal his soul and keep it trapped for eternity.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ec2bd170-ca5b-4b80-ab2d-284396b63903.jpg)
3. 甚麼?我一直以為我長得很帥!沒想到…
!["ANYTHING BUT THIS."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/50e46fe8-b8d3-4d60-89f1-52f4e15dc6b8.jpg)
4. 「你敢拍下本貓爺的肖像?看我把你的眼睛挖出來!」
![How about this cat, who is willing to go as far as clawing his owner's eyes out for daring to snap a picture?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/3b3deb8a-72b9-490b-bc9a-6239e8fdff91.jpg)
5. 「我的主人怎麼那麼奇怪?」覺得驚嚇。
![Or this guy, who seems incredibly confused at this entire situation (can't really blame him).](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/7695b196-ae2a-4638-b564-4d6100e9b762.jpg)
6. 喂!睡覺的樣子不能拍!
![Can a cat get a nap in without constant harassment?](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/70ae0a45-6796-4267-9208-2f4c11fbf0d3.jpg)
7. 「我討厭被妳抱,更討厭拍照!」
!["NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/0483ba93-ebfe-4dae-8089-51ae534833c5.jpg)
8. 「妳不是說好不再拍的嗎?我竟然又被騙了!」
![The feeling of betrayal and disgust is palpable in this one.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/5b9bff23-0211-45da-8b76-a2be36daa2cf.jpg)
9. 「貓咪不發威,妳當我是聽話的笨狗?」
!["FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---"](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/e98f10eb-436a-47b5-80c7-810026ae1dcf.jpg)
10. 「這是眼睛撐大比賽嗎?好吧,配合一下愚蠢的人類…」
!["WHAT. IS. THAT."](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dec0714e-12b1-4849-8116-4f95b3b4a8a3.jpg)
來源:Distractify
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