1. 虛構小說類型:女性智能。
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2. 原PO:「現在是我人生中最快樂的一刻,剛剛一個女生跟我說她愛我。」
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留言:「媽媽真的好棒。」
3. 「謝謝你抽煙。」
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背面卻是…葬儀業者的聯絡方式。
4. 「我鄰居養的狗攻擊我家的黃金獵犬,這是他付我獸醫醫藥費的方式。」
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5. 留言:「朝他們丟一隻蜘蛛,讓他們好好的”玩”。」
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6. 「Dr. Pepper今天在發送免費T恤。」
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Dr. Pepper是一種汽水。
7. 「”聖誕老人”送我的禮物。」
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8. 不怕倒嗎?
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9. 「請不要浪費碳粉。」
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你就是最浪費的人吧!
10. 這也太恐怖了吧!!!
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11. 老實說這樣做並不容易。
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12. 「挫折」
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沒有一個字我看得懂…
13. 「離開飯店的時候要把床佈置成這樣。」
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不要這樣嚇清掃人員啦!
14. 「請注意:跳跳球跟泡泡糖混在一起了!」
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15. 你以為是荷包蛋加薯條,其實是優格、桃子跟蘋果條。
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16. 大家應該都有差點把口紅膠拿起來擦嘴唇的經驗?
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17. 這根本存心找碴!
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18. 「我在星巴克準備點餐時,在我身後的小孩因為還剩下一個南瓜馬芬感到過度興奮,所以我就點了南瓜馬芬。」
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19. 別想騙過我!
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20. 這根本就是友情大考驗。
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21. 「14歲時有個小孩問我可不可以跟他約會,我跟他說我爸媽說要等我16歲才能約會,然後他說”我等你”,兩年後他祝我16歲生日快樂時再度約我出去。」
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留言:「那妳有答應他嗎??」
原PO:「沒。」
22. 都要聾了。
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重點是衣服上寫「當個好人 (Be nice)」。
23. 馬力歐真是個混賬…
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24. 直接把他輾過去吧。
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25. 終極惡作劇。
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26. 「爸爸,祝你打掃愉快,愛你。」
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27. 這可以絕交啦~
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來源:The Chive
我覺得我可以理解因為覺得小孩太吵想要把他想吃的南瓜馬芬點走的心情耶…哈哈哈!也分享出去讓朋友們笑一笑吧!
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