1. 幫廁所衛生紙戴耳環。
![enhanced-23803-1451989522-10](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-23803-1451989522-10.jpg)
2.「我媽喝醉了。我走進廚房看到她正在把馬鈴薯由大而小排成一直線。」
My mother is drunk. I walked in to the kitchen to find her having aligned the potatoes in size order. pic.twitter.com/Mu5qaZ65
— Marcus (@MariusPole) July 22, 2012
3. 準備帶出門的午餐竟然是…生肉?!
![enhanced-25196-1451990763-9 (1)](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-25196-1451990763-9-1-356x1024.jpg)
4.
![enhanced-25426-1451989502-8](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-25426-1451989502-8.jpg)
5. 朋友:「那我們約下個週末囉?」 我:「你平安到家了嗎?」
![enhanced-buzz-3671-1451989585-22](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-3671-1451989585-22.jpg)
「是啊,但我昨晚喝到有點醉,你們其他人還好嗎?」 、「靠哈哈對不起我現在才發現我回簡訊給自己」
6.「我殺了他,愛你的Nick。」
![enhanced-buzz-13596-1451992098-13](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-13596-1451992098-13.jpg)
這什麼爛禮物!
7. 幫巧克力充電。
![enhanced-buzz-14011-1451992749-19](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-14011-1451992749-19.jpg)
8. 寫下詭異的待辦事項:「把玉米片放進果汁機。」
![enhanced-buzz-14974-1451991277-7](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-14974-1451991277-7-576x1024.jpg)
9. 發現另一種開門方式。
![enhanced-buzz-16673-1451991179-5](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-16673-1451991179-5.jpg)
10. 臉書動態:「12月4日出生」
![enhanced-buzz-17202-1451992283-6](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-17202-1451992283-6.jpg)
11. …以為自己是貓?
![enhanced-buzz-18550-1451991467-19](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-18550-1451991467-19.jpg)
12.「我吐在馬桶附近」
![enhanced-buzz-20950-1451991550-7](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-20950-1451991550-7.jpg)
結果狗狗竟然:「我吃掉了」
13. 把皮鞋放進冰箱…
![enhanced-buzz-25216-1451991095-18](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-25216-1451991095-18.jpg)
14.「我今早醒來發現床邊有一杯水和一張寫著『給宿醉的我』的紙條,我立刻喝了一口水、結果發現是伏特加。喝醉的我真是個渾蛋。」
![enhanced-buzz-25283-1451989390-11](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-25283-1451989390-11.jpg)
15.「清醒的Han,請你找人幫我把鞋子脫掉。算了不用了,我要穿著鞋子睡覺,喝醉的Han敬上。」
![enhanced-buzz-25390-1451992146-7](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-25390-1451992146-7.jpg)
16. 幫冰箱的瓶罐貼上眼睛…
![enhanced-buzz-27274-1451991396-10](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-27274-1451991396-10.jpg)
17. 有人看得懂這是在幹嘛嗎?
![enhanced-buzz-30171-1451991114-5](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-30171-1451991114-5.jpg)
18. 開罐頭太困難了,所以只好…
![enhanced-buzz-30458-1451989660-20](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-30458-1451989660-20.jpg)
19. 義大利麵放進烤麵包機?
![enhanced-buzz-31841-1451992588-8](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-31841-1451992588-8.jpg)
20. 怎麼進去的啊?!
![enhanced-buzz-31973-1451992923-9 (1)](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/enhanced-buzz-31973-1451992923-9-1.jpg)
21. 研發漢堡新吃法…
![grid-cell-2704-1451994876-18](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/grid-cell-2704-1451994876-18.jpg)
![grid-cell-2704-1451994877-21](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/grid-cell-2704-1451994877-21.jpg)
22. 叫披薩外送員幫他買麥當勞…
![hkLTOr4l](http://www.teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/hkLTOr4l.jpg)
真的可以嗎?!?!
來源:BuzzFeed
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