30个只要一进厨房就该立刻被警察抓起来的「导致世界末日厨师」。

1. 那不是新的酱料。 nat_natyely 2. 有凶杀案… newforestlifecoach 廣告1 3. 你在煮岩浆吗？ reddit 4. 天花板… reddit 廣告2 5. 这… cupcakerichard 廣告3 6. eye_see_colour 7. 我已经看不出是什么了… hounds_tooth 8. 9.

January 26, 2016

編輯：艾德

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美食, 世界

1. 那不是新的酱料。

Oh that's new, what black ingredient did you use?

nat_natyely

2. 有凶杀案…

Not every blender is easy to use.

newforestlifecoach

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3. 你在煮岩浆吗？

Whatcha cookin'? Molten lava?

4. 天花板…

Just blame it on an "earthquake."

廣告2

5. 这…

Burnt or chocolate overload?

廣告3

6.

That's actually bacon under there?

7. 我已经看不出是什么了…

Pots 101: they're not supposed to look like this.

hounds_tooth

8.

What have these eggs ever done to you?

9. 「这些饼干应该这么Q吗？」

No xx, I don't think it's supposed to be chewy.

10. 这本来该是个饼干。

That's supposed to be a cookie?

11.

Sometimes things just fall through the cracks.

12.

How does this even happen?

13. 在做飞盘吗？

I call this masterpiece burnt stew.

14. 热水瓶不是这么用的…

But electric kettles aren't supposed to be...

15.

Leggo my eggo, or just keep it.

dthrower100

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16. 小姐，你的面包想要逃跑耶。

Nice and fluffy, just how I like it.

17. 当你的DIY被恶魔附身了…

That feeling when you've left your marshmallow toasting in the fire for too long.

18.

Maybe take it a little easy with the waffle mix.

19.

One round of rainbow throw-up coming right up.

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20.

21.

Yeah let's just melt plastic while we're at it.

22.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

23.

When straining goes wrong.

24. 你好，我的面包要30分熟。

Anyone else like their croissants well done?

廣告

25.

You can't show fear.

26.

I heard rice cookers are very functional.

27.

Because melted plastic looks just like frosting but cheaper and more delicious.

廣告

28. 这…我确定不是Pizza…

If this is what eating healthy means then count me out.

29.

Maybe you should consider a bigger pot.

30. 如果真的没有办法的话…

If it's really really really your last resort.

来源：LifeBuzz

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