15張會給你「你的另一半永遠都無法給你的滿足」的超完美照片。

1. 後院很髒，但清理後…WOW！ imgur.com     2. imgur.com 廣告1   3. 挖出這樣的花生醬，運氣也太好了吧！ imgur.com   4. 你的另一半有辦法這麼配合嗎？ reddit.com 廣告2   5. imgur.com 廣告3   6. imgur.com   7. imgur.com   8. wonderfulengineering.com  

May 20, 2016
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編輯：艾德
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1. 後院很髒，但清理後…WOW！

 

 

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And this perfectly round snowball will bring you peace, unlike when Shawn would play Call of Duty at 2 a.m. without headphones.
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3. 挖出這樣的花生醬，運氣也太好了吧！

Whoever scooped this insanely smooth spoonful of peanut butter probably won't leave the dirty spoon in the sink, like Shawn always did.

 

4. 你的另一半有辦法這麼配合嗎？

This box that fits perfectly into a drawer is orgasmic, unlike all of your sexual encounters with Shawn.
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Just saying, this box would always make sure you finish first.
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The way this shadow lines up will soothe you in times of stress, whereas Shawn would just ask you if you were on your period.

 

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10. 這張已經讓我覺得不需要另一半了…

And these quarters, this roll of tape, and this tin all get along perfectly, unlike Shawn and your family.

 

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12. 這個a是影印出來的嗎？太完美了吧？！

Instead, let this perfectly written "a" distract you from the memory of how he used to mansplain your own career to you.

 

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And let this Tetris-like truckload of timber wash away how he would say you were "cute" when you were angry during arguments.

 

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This faucet flows perfectly into the drain, much like how your relationship went down the drain when you found out Shawn cheated on you with Ashley from work.

 

15. 如果我們的人生可以跟這杯啤酒一樣完美就好了。

And the foam on this beer is perfectly smooth, much like your life is now that you dumped Shawn's sorry ass.
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