15张会给你「你的另一半永远都无法给你的满足」的超完美照片。

1. 后院很脏，但清理后…WOW！ imgur.com     2. imgur.com 廣告1   3. 挖出这样的花生酱，运气也太好了吧！ imgur.com   4. 你的另一半有办法这么配合吗？ reddit.com 廣告2   5. imgur.com 廣告3   6. imgur.com   7. imgur.com   8. wonderfulengineering.com  

May 20, 2016
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編輯：艾德
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1. 后院很脏，但清理后…WOW！

 

 

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And this perfectly round snowball will bring you peace, unlike when Shawn would play Call of Duty at 2 a.m. without headphones.
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3. 挖出这样的花生酱，运气也太好了吧！

Whoever scooped this insanely smooth spoonful of peanut butter probably won't leave the dirty spoon in the sink, like Shawn always did.

 

4. 你的另一半有办法这么配合吗？

This box that fits perfectly into a drawer is orgasmic, unlike all of your sexual encounters with Shawn.
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Just saying, this box would always make sure you finish first.
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The way this shadow lines up will soothe you in times of stress, whereas Shawn would just ask you if you were on your period.

 

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10. 这张已经让我觉得不需要另一半了…

And these quarters, this roll of tape, and this tin all get along perfectly, unlike Shawn and your family.

 

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12. 这个a是影印出来的吗？太完美了吧？！

Instead, let this perfectly written "a" distract you from the memory of how he used to mansplain your own career to you.

 

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And let this Tetris-like truckload of timber wash away how he would say you were "cute" when you were angry during arguments.

 

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This faucet flows perfectly into the drain, much like how your relationship went down the drain when you found out Shawn cheated on you with Ashley from work.

 

15. 如果我们的人生可以跟这杯啤酒一样完美就好了。

And the foam on this beer is perfectly smooth, much like your life is now that you dumped Shawn's sorry ass.
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