当他的老婆离开他之后、他就用她的婚纱做了一些史诗般的壮举。

当一段婚姻结束时,通常都还会有后文。当 Kevin Cotter 十二年的妻子离开了他,他就充分的利用他多余的时间展开了他的复仇行动。他的老婆搬走时把所有的东西都搬走了,只留下了她的婚纱。 廣告1 当 Kevin 问她应该要怎么处理这个婚纱的时候、他的前妻就说:”你想要TMD做

December 25, 2013
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当一段婚姻结束时,通常都还会有后文。当 Kevin Cotter 十二年的妻子离开了他,他就充分的利用他多余的时间展开了他的复仇行动。他的老婆搬走时把所有的东西都搬走了,只留下了她的婚纱。

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当 Kevin 问她应该要怎么处理这个婚纱的时候、他的前妻就说:”你想要TMD做什么都可以。” 就这样,这个男人就真的决定,对她的婚纱做一连串TMD事情。

前妻的建议深深的埋藏在他的脑海里。当他哥哥邀请他去打猎的时候,他居然穿上了婚纱上战场。但这只是刚开始而已。

That comment did the trick. The next month, when his brother asked him to go hunting, Kevin took the dress along. And that was just the beginning.
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很酷吧?!

Perfect.
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谁要玩相扑?

Anybody up for some sumo?
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还有上演 加勒比海盗:前妻号的诅咒

Yarr, it was the Curse of the Black-hearted Wife.
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超人保护地球!什么东西保护城市?(萤幕:因为…萤幕保护程式…冷…)

It′s a bride! It′s a pain!... oh no, it′s just a newly single and awesome guy.
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婚纱也为了艺术之名而沾满了涂料。

He also turned it into a work of art.
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奇怪的是、餐厅里的人都好像见怪不怪。

Oddly enough, no one in the restaurant noticed or cared.
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婚纱也为了保护他的车子而捐驱

Then, he protected the interior of his car.
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在尝试之后、发现婚纱似乎不太适合洗车。

He also tried washing cars, but it turns out that wedding dresses don′t hold water very well.
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研究指出,婚纱其实很适合当浴帘。

You see, it′s helpful because the bustle holds up the end of the dress and keeps it from dragging the floor.
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Kevin 成了用婚纱当跳绳37次的世界第一人。真伟大!

Kevin is now the world record holder for wedding dress jumps (that′s 37, by the way).
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相信大家都觉得婚纱一定是一个很好的跳伞,但这是错误的想法。婚纱高密度的材质其实一点都不符合空气动力学

The only downside to using it as a parachute is that a wedding dress is all heavy and made from expensive materials.
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也很适合遮阳!

Which makes it great at blocking sunlight.
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有人建议婚纱可以当平面溜滑梯。结果证明、一点都不适合。

People suggested using it as a slip ′n slide. Little did they know, it was actually not great sliding material. At least he tried.
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因为质料不够坚硬所以也不太适合拿来当帐棚。

The dress wasn′t stiff enough to stand up well in the desert sand, but it was better than nothing.
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一个很惊人的发现、婚纱居然很适合用来拖车、拖了一公里远!

The dress worked surprisingly well as a tow rope (helping him tow an SUV for over a mile).
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需要携带小宝宝或是小狗狗吗?没问题!

Need to carry a baby or a dog? Easy.
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这是 Kevin 在尝试做瑜伽。在伸展的同时,站在前妻婚纱上的他,内心理感到莫名的痛快。

This was Kevin′s first attempt at yoga. He couldn′t exactly place why standing on his ex′s wedding dress was so satisfying.
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他穿着这个强壮的婚纱参加了每年一次举行的僵尸派对。据说他当时的造型非常受欢迎!

Tucson, AZ, hosts a Day of the Dead celebration every year. His costume was a smash hit.
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谁也不会想到这个婚纱居然也是一个非常称职的吊床 – 可以说是这个婚纱其中最好的用途。

He didn′t think the dress-hammock would support his weight, but voila: one of the best uses for the dress yet.
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所以,经过 Kevin 努力的研究,他为离过婚的男人找出如何充分地废物利用。其它的照片你可以在这里看: 他的部落格

在他的书里面 (101 Uses for My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress 前期婚纱的101种用途),Kevin 不只教导我们到底为什么婚纱这么贵(因为材料真的是很耐操!),他也教导我们在失恋之后,如何找回自己。

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