1.「當你坐了8小時的車後你爸媽終於在加油站停下時。」
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2.「當服務生送上餐點,45秒後馬上問『今天餐點還可以嗎?』時」
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3. 網購只買一顆草莓。
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這草莓有什麼神奇之處呢?
4.「按喇叭啊,如果你喜歡死亡的滋味」
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5. 英文翻譯:「把大腸子炸掉」
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6.
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7.
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8. 船上居然還有賽車道!
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9. 不舒服…
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10. 當你朋友都比你高時。
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11.
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12. 這樣就不怕有人搶了。
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13. 不準褻瀆耶穌!
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14.
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15. 這是甚麼情況?
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16.「走開,讓我來。」
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17.
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18.
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19.
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20.
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21. 如果你家沒電池爐。
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22. 網友:「你看起來像個會對大人做出性騷擾的孩子。」
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23.
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24.
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25. 最不會被發現的躲貓貓地點。
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26.「父子心有靈犀的一刻」
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27.
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28.
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29.
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30.「你真的要趁我在旁邊時看別的貓咪的影片嗎?」
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31.「搜尋『科摩多巨蜥』時不小心打成『和服巨蜥』。一點都不失望…」
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32.「你喝太醉,但她慾火焚身時」
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33. 醫生:「恐怕得先請你停止自摸了…」男子:「為啥?」醫生:「因為我要幫你檢查檢查」
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34.「我老公問婦科醫生他是不是德州長角牛」
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35.
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36. 看不出來是誰太高、誰太矮…
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37.
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38.
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39.「當我修完某個東西時的感覺」
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40.
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41. 弟弟很會喔。
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42.「我抓到恐怖份子了!」從來沒聽過安檢人員這麼說。(安檢有用嗎?)
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43.「嘿,我會在5分鐘後回來。如果沒有的話,請再讀一次這則訊息。」
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44.「4到6之間你人在哪?」
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「幼稚園啊,你他X的。」
來源:eBaum’s World
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