1. 「我剪头发了,但没有人发现。」
![I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278f574ab7.jpg)
2. 「我们不是亲戚!」
![We Are Not Related We Are Not Related](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278f6511cc.jpg)
因为越南人很多的姓氏都是Nguyen (阮)。
3. 「高中很简单。就像踩脚踏车一样。只是脚踏车着火、地面着火、所有东西也着火。因为那里是地狱。」
![High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278f72c562.jpg)
4. 「我们越开心,看到的东西越少。」
![The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278f7da275.jpg)
5. 「我可以听到所有声音。」
![I Hear Everything I Hear Everything](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278f8b387a.jpg)
招风耳!
6. 「因为使用黑魔法,我被霍格华兹踢出学校了。」
![I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278f95b073.jpg)
7. 「我只是比她年轻3又2分之一分钟…」,「…生命中最棒的3又2分之一分钟」。
![I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fa435a5.jpg)
代表妹妹出来后生命就变糟了?
8. 「我经过了4年高中,没有一天发型是不好看的。」
![I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fb07747.jpg)
9. 「我就是那位一直传电邮给你的奈及利亚王子。」
![I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fbebe67.jpg)
网路行骗的人很喜欢使用「奈及利亚王子」的名义传电邮,而他刚好有点像真正的奈及利亚王子!
10. 「当一个单亲母亲并不容易,特别是当你没有小孩,而且是一个十几岁的男性时。」
![It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fc8b868.jpg)
11. 「我讨厌跟所有人解释为什么戴着伊斯兰头巾。但如果所有人都想知道的话:佛地魔占据了我,他的脸在我的头后方。」
![I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fd45db5.jpg)
12. 「你是废物不代表你不能作伟大的事。那是叫垃圾桶 (Garbage Can,Can即能够),而不是垃圾不能 (Garbage Cannot)。」
![Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fdd670a.jpg)
13. 「不要用那张蠢死的樵夫照片。」—妈妈。
!['Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom 'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278fe94a04.jpg)
14. 「我爱我的咖啡,就如我爱我的女人,我不爱咖啡。」
![I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a278ff86c28.jpg)
出柜了喔~
15. 「我讨厌我的名字。」
![I Hate My Name I Hate My Name](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a27900818ce.jpg)
16. 「玫瑰是红色的,紫罗兰是蓝色的,我是黑色的。」
![Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a27901cc6d1.jpg)
17. 「不,我没有农场。」
![No, I Did Not Have A Farm No, I Did Not Have A Farm](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a27902a0f3d.jpg)
有一首英文儿歌是这样的:「Old mcdonald had a farm」(老麦当劳有个农场)。
18. 我是「HO」在我整个人生中。
![I've Been A Ho My Whole Life I've Been A Ho My Whole Life](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a2790369c9c.jpg)
她的名字HO和Whore (或Hoe) 同音。
19. 「我想感谢我的手,一直在我身边。我想感谢我的脚,一直支持着我。我想感谢我的手指,因为我一直可以依赖它们。」
![I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a279043d836.jpg)
20. 「我是父母有计划生的小孩」,「我不是」。
![I Was Planned. I Was Not. I Was Planned. I Was Not.](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a27904c7495.jpg)
21. 「起床是早上第二件最『硬』的东西。」
![Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a279053e2db.jpg)
因为Hardest也有「困难」的意思。
22. 「我本人比较好看。」
![I Look Better In Person I Look Better In Person](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a27905d8985.jpg)
23. 「我用了生命中的113880个小时,只为了一张纸和一个握手。」
![I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake](http://teepr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/58a27906b303e.jpg)
来源 : Boredpanda
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